Funny MMA Videos

Jon Bones Jones is known not only for skills inside the Octagon, he's also a crime fighter who subdued a mugger in New Jersey.  Now, he takes his police action one step further, by actually training to be a law enforcement officer.

In this video you can watch while Jones Jon gets attacked by a police dog, shoots a suspect, makes an arrest, and drives a police car through an obstacle course.  If you ever get pulled over by Jonny Bones, do yourself a favor and don't give him any lip!

Jon Jones went all Rousimar Palhares on Bob Kelly on the Opie and Anthony radio show, and didn't feel Kelly tapping frantically.  I say good for Bones, because a lot of these idiot fans say they want to experience a choke but then chicken out.  Bones should have held it as longer and then dropped Kelly like he did Machida.  Then Kelly would have a real story to tell!

Here's the video:

Chuck Liddell no longer fights in the UFC, but that doesn't stop him from throwing down in the cage.  In an episode of Hawaii Five-O, Liddell is back in MMA action.  Funny thing about this video, at one point Chuck's opponent does what very few have ever done: He takes the Iceman down.  When Chuck's long list of KO victims watch this video, they will probably kick themselves for not bringing a choreographer with them to the fight.  Check it out.

Alistair Overeem may be one the best heavyweight fighters in the world, but he's no champion of one handed bra-opening.  In this bizarre video clip, Overeem seems to be given a time trial for opening bras while holding a glass of beer.  Not sure what the world record is, but if you recall the Happy Days TV show, Arthur Fonzerelli has Alistair beat hands down...the back of women.

Check out this crazy clip.

Randy Couture just had a Joe Namath moment when he went up to Natasha Wicks, the former UFC ring card girl, and started nuzzling her neck.  She turned around and said:  I thought you were Kyle, whoever that is.  I think it was her mispronouncing Garv.

After the jump, check out some great pics of Ms. Wicks.

These Hitler Reacts videos are usually pretty funny, and this one ain't half bad.  Hitler was obviously a big Nick Diaz and is upset over the decision.

 

First, there was the martial arts movie classic Bloodsport, which featured a "monkey fighter" who would bounce around the ring using both his hands and feet on the mat.  Then Jon "Bones" Jones did a variation on that move where he tried to set up a single leg takedown against Rampage Jackson in their title fight.  Jones didn't get his takedown, but neither did he get cracked in this face for his efforts, unlike the poor guy in this video.

Under Pride rules, you would not see monkey style tactics used, because of the dangers of getting kicked in the head.  But under the unified rules, you cannot kick the head of a downed opponent (i.e. where the fighter has a hand or knee on the ground).  So when this guy got cracked, his opponent was DQ'd.  On the one hand, it's always nice to get a win, but on the other hand, this is not the way to do it.

Above is the video of the DQ.  After the jump you can check out the Bloodsport original, as well as Jones doing it against Rampage.

Once was not enough for a fan who asked Alistair Overeem to punch him in the gut.  Overeem went easy the first time, but the fan wanted more, so Overeem gave him what he asked for.  The guy then doubled over in pain and joy.  Time will tell if his spleen appreciates all the attention.  Hey, at least he knows how Brock Lesnar feels now!


Chael Sonnen barely squeaked by Michael Bisping in their fight last weekend, and before the decision was read, he says he did not know for sure if he was going to win.  But after the decision gave him the victory, Chael broke out into his best Superstar Billy Graham impersonation.  Sonnen used almost word for word lines from a post-match speech Graham gave back in the day.  It was entertaining and somewhat funny, but after such a close fight, Chael's heart just didn't seem as into it as it would have if he'd stopped Bisping.

Still, this shtick by Sonnen has raised his profile enormously among many fans, and his victory on Saturday assures him a second opportunity against UFC MW champion Anderson Silva.  Many hardcore MMA fans find Sonnen's WWE theatrics too over the top, but trash talk is encouraged and rewarded by the UFC, so be prepared for more of these kinds of post-fight antics.

I've got back to back videos for you to compare Sonnen's speech with Grahams.  Chills will run up your spine at the similarity.  Enjoy!

First up is Sonnen, followed by the original with Superstar Billy Graham:

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