Alright, I have enough hours logged on my MMA punch-card to recall Wallid Ismail calling Ryan Gracie a "cawk" and a "cheekin", as well as reading Damien Riccio refer to Royce and Robin Gracie as "son of bitch" for assaulting little Pepe after Damien took Robin up on the open-door Gracie challenge and beat him.

I am fully prepared to make the bold statement that Andrei Arlovski's classic quip, "How's taste my big pee-pee?" is the best (and most unexpected) one-liner of MMA trash talk.

Feel free to offer any examples that top this one.  An audio track of the legendary Wallid interview and a visual re-enactment of the Damien Riccio-Gracie incident, courtesy of "bob s", is posted after the jump.