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Wanderlei "The Axe Murderer" Silva has just found his pot of gold.  Silva this week signed a contract with General Mills, makers of Lucky Charms, one of the most popular cereals on the market today.  At a press conference today at General Mills' corporate headquarters, Silva wowed the crowd of reporters with his leprechaun costume and authentic Irish brogue.

"Where did you pick up that accent?" one reporter asked.

"In the Michael Bisping fight," the Brazilian fighting legend quipped.  "He was after me Lucky Charms!"

Silva went on to say that he'd signed a five year dealer with cereal company and that he could very well be hanging up his MMA gloves.

"For 15 years I've been an axe murderer," he explained.  "Now I'm a cereal killer."

We tried to contact Dana White for his reaction, but he was still trying to locate Nick Diaz so he could fire him for missing the press conference yesterday and was unavailable for a comment.

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