First up on the docket is Joe Rogan's penis. What? Are you saying you do, in fact, see that everyday?

Perhaps an explanation is necessary:  Rogan has released an informational mini-documentary (above) that captures the morally questionable act of "meat gazing" by a fellow 10th Planet BJJ team member.  Just remind yourself that you need to be endowed with all of the minuscule and miscellaneous tidbits that are critical to MMA's foundation if you want to be a certified expert of the sport.

But wait--there's more.  Randy Couture may adhere to the same mild-mannered disguise when he's not out gallavanting as a super-hero, but the legendary MMA icon has chosen to masquerade as a caped crusader that is different than his traditional alter-ego of Captain America.

This photo of Couture as The Dark Knight was taken by Stephen Albanese of Sherdog, which I happened across on Bloody Elbow.

Speaking of Batman, the photograph above does not depict a dashing and debonair French double-agent as it may seem, but rather UFC ground technician Kurt Pellegrino after a little image makeover courtesy of fellow lightweight Kenny "KenFlo" Florian.

Just to put things in perspective, here is the Kurt Pellegrino that we're all used to seeing.

If we could only assume the fly-on-the-wall position behind the scenes to find out how this strange metamorphosis came about....

The cultural phenomenal known as "Twitter"can yield a lot of interesting things.  Here, UFC welterweight Josh Koscheck poses with a hip looking Arnold Schwarzenegger, who sports the ol' chain-wallet look with his pants pulled up just high enough to remind us how old he really is.

Finally, we close with the UFC's fearless leader, Dana White, who posted a picture of himself on Twitter looking suave just after enduring the dreaded surgery to correct a deviated septum.

Of course, this image was ripe for a little humorous manipulation via Photoshop, even before Crooklyn of Tapout Radio offered up a prize for the finest rendition.  Here are a few of my artistic endeavors for Mr. White's new look.

Stay tuned to The Garv for next week's edition of random MMA media that overwhelms you with the urge to cleanse yourself thoroughly in the shower and become a fanatical follower of bowling.

"Obviously, you're not a golfer."