No Mo Hawk: Chuck Shaves it All Off

Niceman Chuck Liddell has de-hawked himself.    

Corporate razor kingpin BIC is donating money to dosomething.org for every head shaved in the interests of charity.  The company plans to give up to $60,000.00, donating $40.00 for each photo it receives, and $400.00 for each video.

Earlier in the week, All-Pro safety Troy Polamalu’s hair was insured for 1 million dollars.

What’s an iconic mohawk go for these days?  Surely more than $400.00.  But Chuck hopes that his act will inspire others.  And so, he’s shaving it forwards.

Will this mean the unmaking of Chuck’s Samsonesque haymakers?  Probably not.  But something about seeing Chuck without his double-wide bristletrail doesn’t sit right.  And so, in order to bring things back into balance, the universe has ordered an elderly woman in Sheboygan to purchase a pitbull.