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Kurt "Batman" Pellegrino's new UFC figurine is startlingly life-like. Unlike many of the figurines on the marketplace, you don't have to puzzle over it to determine exactly who it is. UFC title contender Kenny Florian showed off the new figurine at a press conference yesterday. He too was floored by the dolls amazing life like properties.
"It's a bit too real," Kenny said at the presser. "Not only did the doll bite me, it crapped its diaper and now it stinks really, really bad. I don't think I like this thing. It's giving me the creeps."
Florian tried to hand off the figurine, to Dana White, but the Pellegrino doll threw a tantrum, so Kenny was stuck baby sitting it throughout the entire press conference.
This limited edition doll, which comes with its own mouthpiece/pacifier, is not yet available for purchase. We'll keep you updated as to its release date.