Most Insane Man in History of MMA Reportedly Escapes Hospital

Viachenslav Datsik, arguably the most insane MMA fighter on the planet, has escaped from a psychiatric hospital, according to The Moscow Times.

Datsik is a figure of legend.  Why?  Because alongside all of his utter absurdities in and out of the cage, he knocked out Andrei Arlovski in 1999, during his professional debut.  But two years later, Datsik began a six-fight losing streak, the end of his bizarre MMA career.

Check out the following videos for a taste of his interesting approach to the sport:

Datsik's highlight:

So Datsik robbed a handful of mobile phone stores in 2007 and he avoided the rap by conceding what all true Datsik fans already know: the man is mentally ill.  And anyone who has bothered to click on his highlight video knows that he doesn't have the personality of a "circle of trust" therapy junkie.  So he predictably slipped the institution's security guards like he was cartwheeling past one of Arlovski's left hooks.

Of course, Datsik's status as a much-loved white supremacist should help him find a safe house in which to hunker down for a bit.  Let's hope he has time to enjoy his new St. Petersburg Wireless plan.

The Moscow Times article is available here.