After Lyoto Machida trained with Steven Segal, he crane kicked Randy Couture into Bolivian and is now awaiting his title shot against Jon "Bones" Jones at UFC 140. In this video, we get a sneak peek at one man's vision of what that fight will look like. And it ain't pretty--for Jon Jones. Afterwards, Lyoto makes it rain with Anderson Silva money. Funny shit, check it out.