MC Hammer is turning in his Hammer pants for MMA trunks.  The former rap star is starting an MMA business and has already signed a few high profile names such as Nate Marquardt, Tim Kennedy, Vladimir Matyushenko and  Jorge Rivera.  We are going to have much more on this story next week, when our own Kalin Johnston interviews MC Hammer.  But for now, it's time to dream. What if Lyoto Machida joins the Hammer Time team?  Here's an artist's conception:

Can't touch this!