Internet Terrorist "OMA" Lobbies for Exoneration and Forum Reinstatement

Monday, 12 October 2009 10:05

by Dallas Winston

The Garv conducted this hard-hitting exclusive with the midwest champion of the world and newly crowned king of internet trolling, Beau Taylor, a.k.a. "One Man Army" or OMA(tm). OMA was the lone, integral cog in the falsified reports centering around the death via heart attack of former UFC fighter Kimo Leopoldo, and the pint-sized antagonist unveils a behind-the-scenes perspective of the chaos he created, expresses genuine remorse for his blasphemous actions, plugs the new wave of MMA fashion (skullpunchfightwear) and pleads for reinstatement to the Underground Forum.