Keith "The Dean of Mean" Jardine takes on a menacing pistachio and employs flawless Dim Mak technique, walking away with what seems like a dominant victory, but Cecil Peoples has awarded the fight to the pistachio on behalf of exemplary octagon control by dictating the pace and location of the fight. Look for Jardine versus a more formidable nut, perhaps a macadamia, in the near future if an immediate rematch is not offered to the pistachio.