A Smorgasbord of Funny Bas Rutten Videos

I've stumbled across some classic Bas Rutten videos that I thought would provide an adequate dose of comic relief for your week's halfway point.

The video above features Bas doing a must-see impression of Tony Montana from Scarface.  The glory that awaits you beyond the jump:

1. A hilarious prank call to a hair salon with the clever use of Bas' recorded voice
2. An interview where Bas tells the story about how Brian Urlacher of the Chicago Bears almost makes a grave mistake by asking him to "step outside"
3. Bas calmly explaining how he would still kick your ass with both of his hands tied behind his back; which is even more priceless considering he's dead serious and it's probably true
4. Bas on Inside MMA expressing his desire to fight Abraham Lincoln
5. Two videos from the Cartoon Network where Bas instructs the youth of the world on the proper technique of doing a push-up and washing your hands
6. Bas and Quinton "Rampage" Jackson collaborating on an impromptu rap during a training session
7. Bas defining a "stiff left hand" on Ricco Rodriguez to grant a special request from Mark Kerr on "The Smashing Machine
8. How he KO'd a Rottweiler with a low kick to the face
9. Bas explains that one of the many advantages of being an MMA fighter is the ability to cause an unruly gentleman to wake up in a confused fog, sans pantalones
10.  We close with Bas leading a public martial arts demonstration in his own special way.